Pinwheel of Death

Stephen DeRosa


SONGS

Writers Paul McKibbins, BT McNicholl

Genres Showtune

Recorded 2001

Lyrics SHE'S FULL OF SURPRISES,
DEVOID OF CLICHE.
NEVER APPALLING,
BUT ALWAYS RISQUE.
NO OTHER BEAUTY
HAS MORE ON DISPLAY!
THIS IS THE GIRL
WHO HAS GOT IT.
SHE ALWAYS AT AUCTION
BUT NEVER OUTBID.
QUICK TO ENTICE YOU
BUT SLOW TO FORBID.
GOOD WITH HER EGO
AND GREAT WITH HER ID!
GIVE ME A GIRL
WHO HAS GOT IT IN SPADES!

WHO CARES FOR A HEAVENLY CREATURE
IF HER BRAIN IS UNEMPLOYED?
STATE OF MIND,
NOT JUST PHYSICAL BEAUTY,
IS WHAT LEAVES 'EM OVERJOYED!
LIKE FREUD SAYS:

IT'S IRRESISTIBLE,
IT HAS A PLAN:
MEN WIN THE LADIES,
AND LADIES THE MAN!
OH, YA KNOW IT
WHEN YA GOT IT.
WHEN YA GOT IT
LET 'EM SEE IT.
WHEN THEY SEE IT
THEY WILL WANT IT.
WHEN THEY WANT IT,
WATCH 'EM FALL!
WHEN YOU'VE GOT IT,
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!

IS THERE A WOMAN AMONG US
WHO HAS IT
FROM HER TOP TO HER TOES?
IS THERE A WOMAN SO TEMPTING
MEN ARE FOLLOWING
EV'RYWHERE SHE GOES?
COULD IT BE HER?
OR MAYBE HER?
I WANT TO KNOW!
I WANT TO FIND THAT GIRL
WHO'D STOP CITY TRAFFIC
WITH A BAT OF HER EYES.
AND GET MEN SO HOT
THEY HAVE TO LOOSEN THEIR TIES.
A GIRL WHO'D MAKE A JESUIT
GIVE UP ON BEING CELIBATE.

'CAUSE WHEN SHE IS STRUTTIN,
WE'RE HOT ON HER TRAIL.
MEN TAKE A GANDER
AND START TURNING PALE.
MOST OTHER LADIES
WOULD END UP IN JAIL,
BUT GIRLS WITH IT
GET ACQUITTED AT ONCE.

PREPARE FOR
THE WOMAN WHO'S GOT IT.
WE BEGIN OUR SEARCH WITH HOPE.
SOUND THE CALL
FOR AN ARMY OF MEN!
AND I MIGHT EVEN ASK THE POPE!
GOD HELP ME.

FALL INTO LINE
AND WE'LL COVER THE SCENE.
LET'S FIND THE IT GIRL
AND MAKE HER A QUEEN.
OH, YA KNOW IT
WHEN SHE'S GOT IT.
WHEN SHE'S GOT IT
THEN YA SEE IT.
WHEN YA SEE IT
THEN YA WANT IT.
IF SHE'S GOT IT,
WATCH THEM FALL!
LET'S FIND THAT GIRL
WHO'S GOT IT ALL!

YOU'RE ALMOST THERE,
NOW I WANT FLAIR,
THAT SOMEONE RARE
WHO IS THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO

ALL OF THE SIRENS,
WHO HAD IT LONG AGO:
LIKE LADY GODIVA,
WHO LET ALL OF IT SHOW.
BUT WE'LL FIND ONE
WHO'S ALL THE RAGE,
TO CONSECRATE THE CHARLESTON AGE,
SO SHOUT HALLELUJAH
AND FOLLOW HER PLAN.
YOU'LL GET YOUR LADY
AND YOU'LL GET YOUR MAN.
OH. YA KNOW IT
WHEN YA GOT IT.
WHEN YA GOT IT
LET 'EM SEE IT.
WHEN THEY SEE IT
THEY WILL WANT IT.
WHEN THEY WANT IT,
WATCH 'EM FALL!
WHEN YOU'VE GOT IT,
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
YOU'VE GOT IT ALL!
Writers Paul McKibbins, BT McNicholl

Genres Showtune

Recorded 2001

Lyrics ALTHOUGH SKID ROW
AIN'T NO PARK AVENUE,
PEOPLE STILL SURVIVE.
TO LEARN HOW WE GET BY,
MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY
TO STEP INTO OUR SHOES,
THEN STEP OUT IN OUR SHOES.
GO DOWN THE ROAD WE TRUDGE
BEFORE YOU MAKE A JUDGEMENT.
STEP INTO OUR SHOES
AND YOU'RE LI'BLE TO SAY:
WHEN MAKIN' FRIENDS,
WE DISCOVER
YOU CAN'T JUDGE A BOOK
BY IT'S COVER.
SO,STEP INTO OUR SHOES
AND SEE IT OUR WAY.

MY GREAT AUNT MAE
WOULD SING ALL DAY
IN THE SAINT THERESA'S CHOIR.
HER SAINTHOOD, THOUGH,
WAS CAUGHT
ON THE DAY I THOUGHT
TO STEP INTO HER SHOES,
THEN STEP OUT IN HER SHOES.
I FOUND SHE CHANGED HER TUNE
WHEN LIQUORED UP
WITH MOONSHINE!
STEP INTO HER SHOES
AND THEN
WHAT WOULD YOU SAY?
BY DAY
SHE SEEMS APOSTOLIC,
BY NIGHT
SHE BECOME ALCOHOLIC!
SO, STEP INTO HER SHOES
AND SEE IT HER WAY!

A DAPPER YOUNG SWELL
WITH A VELVET COLLAR,
DRIVES A ROLLS,
AND IS FREE
WITH A DOLLAR.
LOOKS AS IF HE'S SET,
BUT THIS PUP
IS UP
TO HIS BOWLER IN DEBT.
SOME FOLKS
ARE WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE.
BUT DON'T JUDGE IN ADVANCE,
GIVE 'EM HALF A CHANCE.

TO STEP INTO THEIR SHOES.
AND YOU'RE LI'BLE TO SEE
HOW A FLASHY YOUNG BUCK
MAY BE DOWN ON HIS LUCK.
A BUM FROM THE DOCKS
MAY BE LOADED IN STOCKS.
A MISERLY GRAM'PA
MAY OWN HALF OF TAMPA,
BUT YOU'LL NEVER KNOW
TILL YA STEP INTO THEIR SHOES
AND SEE IT THEIR WAY.