Pinwheel of Death

Teddy Kempner


SONGS

Alt. Title The Big Bow Wow

Writers Larry Grossman, Hal Hackady

Genres Showtune, Children-Novelty

Recorded 1976

Lyrics I'M GONNA BE
THE BIG BOW-WOW,
WAIT'LL THEY SEE
THE OLD DOG NOW,
STEALING THE SHOW,
MY MOM
WOULDN'T KNOW HER PUP!
I'M GONNA BE
A V.I.P.,
HEY, LOOK AT ME,
A V.I.P.,
THOROUGHBRED SORT,
A VERY IMPORTANT PUP!

THREE, NO!
TWO, NO!
I'M NUMERO UNO!
ARE THEY READY
FOR YOU KNOW WHO?
I'M GONNA BE
THE BIG BOW-WOW,
YOU'RE GONNA SEE 'EM
ALL COW TOW,
NAME ON MY DOOR,
RUG ON MY FLOOR,
AND NOW NO LONGER
HEY STEP ASIDE RUNT,
FLASHIN' THE PROFILE
FROM SIDEFRONT,
NOW I'M THE BIG BOW-WOW!

CLASS, YES!
STYLE, YES!
OUT FRONT BY A MILE,
YES!
LOOK ME UP
IN THE NEW 'WHO'S WHO'!
GONNA BE HEARING
FROM SNOOPY,
PARDON, MY BEAGLE,
BUT WHOOPIE,
NOW I'M THE BIG BOW-WOW.

BIGGER THAN RIN-TIN-TIN
AND LASSIE,
BIGGER THAN BENJI,
TWICE AS CLASSY.
LET 'EM EAT STEAK,
IT'S TIME
THAT I TAKE MY BOW
SANDY
CAN THROW IN THE TOWEL,
SNOOPY
IT'S YOUR NIGHT TO HOWL,
NOW I'M THE BIG BOW-WOW!