Pinwheel of Death

Dean Jones


SONGS

Writers Stephen Sondheim

Genres Showtune, Standard

Recorded 1970

Lyrics ISN'T IT WARM?
ISN'T IT ROSY?
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE?
PORTS IN A STORM,
COMFY AND COZY,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE?
EV'RYTHING SHINES,
HOW SWEET,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
PARALLEL LINES
WHO MEET.
EV'RYONE WINKS,
NOBODY'S NOSY,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
YOU BRING THE DRINKS
AND I'LL BRING
THE POSY,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
ONE IS LONELY
AND TWO IS BORING.
THINK WHAT YOU
CAN KEEP IGNORING,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.

YEAR AFTER YEAR,
OLDER AND OLDER,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
SHARING A TEAR,
LENDING A SHOULDER,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
AIN'T WE GOT FUN?
NO STRAIN,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
PERMANENT SUN,
NO RAIN.
FRIENDSHIP FORBIDS
ANYTHING BITTER --
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
BEING THE KIDS
AS WELL AS THE SITTER--
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.
ONE'S IMPOSSIBLE,
TWO IS DREARY,
THREE IS COMPANY,
SAFE AND CHEERY,
SIDE BY SIDE,
BY SIDE.

YEAR AFTER YEAR,
OLDER AND OLDER,
SIDE BY SIDE...
SHARING A TEAR
AND LENDING A SHOULDER,
SIDE BY SIDE...
TWO'S IMPOSSIBLE,
TWO IS GLOOMY.
GIVE ANOTHER NUMBER TO ME,
SIDE
BY SIDE
BY SIDE
BY SIDE BY SIDE
BY SIDE BY SIDE
BY SIDE BY SIDE
BY SIDE BY SIDE
BY SIDE,
BY SIDE!


Insert - WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?:

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?
HOW WOULD WE
EVER GET THROUGH?
WHO WOULD
I COMPLAIN TO
FOR HOURS?
WHO'D BRING
ME THE FLOWERS
WHEN I HAVE THE FLU?
WHO'D FINISH
YESTERDAY'S STEW?
WHO'D TAKE
THE KIDS TO THE ZOO?
WHO IS SO DEAR
AND WHO IS SO DEEP?
AND WHO
WOULD KEEP HERHIM OCCUPIED
WHEN I WANT TO SLEEP?
HOW WOULD
WE EVER GET THROUGH?
WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?
HOW WOULD
WE EVER GET THROUGH?
SHOULD THERE BE
A MARITAL SQUABBLE,
AVAILABLE BOB'LL
BE THERE WITH GLUE.
WHO WOULD WE OPEN UP TO?
SECRETS WE KEEP
FROM GUESS WHO?
WHO IS SO SAFE
AND WHO IS SO SOUND?
YOU NEVER NEED
AN ANALYST
WITH BOBBY AROUND.
HOW COULD
WE EVER GET THROUGH?
WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?

WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU?
HOW WOULD
WE EVER GET THROUGH?
WHO SENDS
ANNIVERSARY WISHES?
WHO HELPS
WITH THE DISHES
AND NEVER SAYS BOO?
WHO
CHANGES SUBJECTS
ON CUE?
WHO
CHEERS US UP
WHEN WE'RE BLUE?
WHO IS A FLIRT,
BUT NEVER A THREAT,
REMINDS US
OF OUR BIRTHDAYS
WHICH WE ALWAYS FORGET?
WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT YOU?

JUST WHAT YOU USUALLY DO.
RIGHT!

OKAY,
NOW,
EV'RYBODY!