Pinwheel of Death

Jim Walton


SONGS

Writers Fred Ebb, John Kander

Genres Showtune, Ballad, Marriage

Recorded 1991

Lyrics MARRY ME,
COME ON AND MARRY ME.
WHY NOT AGREE
TO BE MY BLUSHING BRIDE?
I KNOW THE NEIGHBORHOOD
WOULD GIVE ITS CONSENT,
AND THERE'S A CUTAWAY
I'M DYING TO RENT
THE DAY YOU MARRY ME,
GIVE IN AND MARRY ME.
I REALLY LOVE YOU,
SEE?
WE CAN'T GO WRONG
THE DIAMOND IN THE STORE
I COULD PAY MONTHLY FOR.
COME ON AND MARRY ME,
MARRY ME.

MARRY ME,
SO MARRY ME,
GIVE IN AND MARRY ME.
THOUGH
YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW,
YOU WILL IN TIME.
YOU MAY NOT KNOW IT YET
BUT I'M THE BEST YOU'LL GET.
WAKE UP AND MARRY ME,
MARRY ME,
MARRY ME.
Writers Fred Ebb, John Kander

Genres Showtune

Recorded 1991

Lyrics THERE IS A LADY
LIVING SOMEWHERE,
WHERE IT IS I DO NOT KNOW,
BUT I LONG TO WRITE
AND TELL HER
THAT I LOVE HER SO.
I BELIEVE
I MIGHT DO MAYHEM,
AND I MIGHT
DESTROY MYSELF,
IF I EVER
FOUND HER MISSING
FROM MY GROCER'S SHELF.

SARA LEE,
SARA LEE.
YOUR BRIOCHE
JUST FRACTURES ME.
GIVE ME A TASTE
OF YOUR CHERRY DANISH,
MY MOTHER BAKES WELL
BUT YOU CAN'T COMPARE HER,
NOT WITH SARA LEE,
SARA LEE.
THERE'S NO 'H',
JUST SARA LEE,
BUT THAT'S OKAY BY ME.
'CAUSE I'M LIVING
IN PARADISE,
WHEN I'M NIBBLING
THE APPLE SPICE
FROM THE KITCHENS
OF THAT LOVELY SARA LEE.
AND IT THRILLS ME
RIGHT TO MY SOUL
WHEN I'M CHEWING
HER FINGER ROLL.
AND I'M SAYING,
FOR GOODNESS SAKE,
THERE CAN NEVER BE
A BETTER BANANA CAKE!
COUSIN MILTON
WORKS AT THE HILTON
HE CATERS BANQUETS
AND AT EACH AFFAIR
HE'LL SWEAR
BY SARA LEE,
SARA LEE.
THERE'S NO 'H',
JUST SARA LEE,
BUT THAT'S OKAY BY ME.
I LOVE YOUR CHEESECAKE
WHITE AS PEARL,
NOT TO MENTION
THE CHOCOLATE SWIRL
FROM THE KITCHENS
OF THE ONE I LOVE:
WONDERFUL SARA,
BEAUTIFUL S-A-R-A-L-E-E,
SARA LEE!
Writers Fred Ebb, John Kander

Genres Showtune, Ballad

Recorded 1991

Lyrics SOMETIMES A DAY GOES BY,
ONE WHOLE ENTIRE DAY
WHEN I DON'T THINK OF HER.
TWENTY-FOUR HOURS PASS,
I LOOK AROUND AND FIND
THAT I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF HER.

NOT EVEN WHEN
I'M SOMEWHERE WE USED TO GO,
NOT EVEN IF
THAT'S SOMEONE WE USED TO KNOW.
IT'S HARDLY EVERYDAY,
IT'S MOST UNUSUAL,
IN FACT,
I CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN,
BUT...

SOMETIMES A DAY GOES BY
WHEN I DON'T THINK OF HER
TILL MORNING COMES,
AND THEN THERE SHE IS AGAIN.