Pinwheel of Death

FLORA, THE RED MENACE - Original Broadway Cast


SONGS

Writers Fred Ebb, John Kander

Genres Showtune

Recorded 1965

Lyrics KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
IVA.
IVA WHO?
IVA FEELING
WE'RE AS GOOD AS GOLD,
TRULY.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
NORMA.
NORMA WHO?
NORMALLY
I WOULDN'T BE SO BOLD.
BUT WHEN I SAW YOU
TODAY,
I KNEW
BY THE WAY
MY PULSES
BEGAN TO QUIVER,
I WOULD HAVE TO STOP
AND GIVE
A KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
JUSTINE.
JUSTINE WHO?
JUSTINE CASE
IT'S LOVE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR.
WHEREVER YOU ARE,
I'LL STAY,
PINING AWAY.
FOREVER KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.

KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
ARKANSAS.
ARKANSAS WHO?
ARKANSAS
TA SEE US
SIDE BY SIDE,
HONEY.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
SADDLE.
SADDLE WHO?
SADDLE DOWN WITH ME
AND BE MY BRIDE.
BUT WHEN I SAW YOU
TODAY,
I KNEW
BY THE WAY
MY PULSES BEGAN TO QUIVER,
I WOULD HAVE TO STOP
AND GIVE
A KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
HEIFER.
HEIFER WHO?
HEIFER A HEART
AND HEAR ME
I IMPLORE.
AND WHEN YOU GO HOME,
DON'T LEAVE,
PREPARE TO RECEIVE,
'CAUSE I'LL BE
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.

KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
ZELDA.
ZELDA WHO?
ZELDAM WILL YOU FIND THE LOVE
WE'VE GOT,
HONEY,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
PICASSO.
PICASSO WHO?
PICASSO YOU
THERE'S STARDUST
IN MY EYES.
FOR WHEN YOU'RE NEAR ME,
IT'S CLEAR,
I'M KNOCKED ON MY EAR,
MY HEART
GOES RIGHT OFF
IT'S ROCKER,
I JUST GOT TO STOP
AND KNOCK
A KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
GRANT'S TOMB.
GRANT'S TOMB WHO?
GRANT'S TOMB ME
THE KISS
I'VE WAITED FOR.
AND FROM THEN ON DEAR,
TO YOU
I'M STICKING
LIKE GLUE.
FOREVER KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCKING KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCKING KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
IT'S ME!

extra lyrics:
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
S'YOOHOO.
S'YOOHOO WHO?
S'YOOHOO CAUSED THIS HEART OF MINE
TO POUND
WILDLY.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
SWINGER.
SWINGER WHO?
SWING ALONG WITH ME
AND SHARE MY LOT.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
WILLIAM.
WILLIAM WHO?
WILLIAM MIND
IF I
SHOULD HANG AROUND.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
MAXIE.
MAXIE WHO?
MAXIMUM ENJOYMENT
IN STORE.
KNOCK, KNOCK,
WHO'S THERE?
BEETLE.
BEETLE WHO?
BEAT A LITTLE PATH
TO MY DOOR.
AND PUT YOUR FIST
ON THE WOOD,
THE WAY THAT YOU SHOULD.
AND KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK,
KNOCK, KNOCK
FOREVER MORE.
Writers Fred Ebb, John Kander

Genres Showtune

Recorded 1965

Lyrics IT'S NOT EV'RY DAY OF THE WEEK
AND NOT EV'RY WEEK OF THE YEAR.
THAT SOMEONE AS AV'RAGE
AS EV'RY DAY ME,
MEETS SOMEONE SO SPECIAL,
SO IF I'M TONGUE-TIED,
DO YOU BLAME ME?
HOW SHOULD A PERSON REACT?
WHEN FACED BY THE FABULOUS FACT
A MARVEL LIKE YOU
MAY CONSENT TO APPEAR,
BUT NOT EV'RY DAY OF THE WEEK,
AND CERTAINLY
NOT EV'RY WEEK OF THE YEAR.

IT'S NOT EV'RY DAY OF THE WEEK
AND NOT EV'RY WEEK OF THE YEAR.
THAT SOMEONE
WHO'S NEVER BEEN SOMEONE'S TOOTSIE,
MEETS SOMEONE
WHO THINKS SHE'D BE FASCINATIN'
PLAYIN' FOOTSIE.
HOW CAN I HELP
BUT FEEL GOOD,
YOU FIND ME ATTRACTIVE,
KNOCK WOOD
I MUST MAKE THE MOST
OF THE MOMENT THAT'S HERE,
ON ACCOUNT OF
IT'S NOT EV'RY DAY OF THE WEEK,
AND HONESTLY
NOT EV'RY WEEK OF THE MONTH.
AND CERTAINLY
NOT EV'RY MONTH OF THE YEAR.