CLIMB ABOARD!NEXT STOP, CASINO,
WHERE THE FOOD
AND DRINKS ARE FREE.
WELCOME
TO THE LAND OF ACTION;
FIFTEEN DOLLARS
FOR THE SLOT MACHINE
ON ME!
WELCOME TO THE SEASIDE RENO!
GIVE US YOUR HUNGRY
AND YOUR MEEK.
FRESHEN UP AT OUR CASINO,
RUB SHOULDERS
WITH THE SLICK!
RUB NOSES
WITH THE SLEEK!
CASINO PARADISE.
WHERE EV`RYTHING YOU NEED,
YOU`LL FIND.
CASINO PARADISE.
YOU`LL LEAVE YOUR MISERY BEHIND.
CASINO PARADISE.
YOU`LL SPEND A NIGHT
YOU WON`T FORGET!
YOU`LL SING A SONG
OF NO REGRET,
THE DAY YOU WIN
THAT BEST BET YET!
COME TO CASINO PARADISE!
CASINO PARADISE.
WHERE EV`RYTHING YOU NEED
YOU`LL FIND.
CASINO PARADISE.
YOU LEAVE YOUR MISERY BEHIND.
AND AS FOR FOOD;
ENOUGH PASTRAMI
FOR AN ARMY
SERVED ALL NIGHT
AND DAY.
BUTTER
BY THE HOSE,
SUFFICIENT
TO THROMBOSE
THE NEW YORK CITY BALLET!
AND THERE`S ROMANCE,
HERE BEGGARS CAN BE CHOOSERS.
THERE`S ALWAYS LOTS OF LOSERS
DYING FOR A DANCE.
BATHING SUITS
THAT MAKE YOU WINCE!
MOTHER,
SEND YOUR PRINCESS
TO FIND HER PRINCE
AT CASINO PARADISE.
HAVE A CRACK
AT ALL YOU LACK.
LOSE A BUNDLE,
TRUNDLE BACK.
TRIP THE TRIPLE-EYED
ONE-ARM BANDIT.
FEEL SO GOOD
YOU JUST CAN`T STAND IT.
AND THE UPTIGHT FOLKS
UNWINDING,
AND THE HAMMOND ORGAN
GRINDING,
AND THE NOISE
IS ABSOLUTELY BLINDING!
AT CASINO PARADISE.
WHERE EV`RYTHING
YOU NEED,
YOU`LL FIND.
CASINO PARADISE.
YOU`LL LEAVE
YOUR MISERY BEHIND.
CASINO PARADISE.
YOU`LL SPEND A NIGHT
YOU WON`T FORGET!
YOU`LL SING A SONG
OF NO REGRET,
THE DAY YOU WIN
THAT BEST BET YET,
COME TO CASINO PARADISE!