THIS ALLIGATOR BOOT,

POWER TIE,

PINSTRIPE SUIT,

ME OH MY,

CAN`T YOU TELL

THAT I WENT

THE ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE.

(WHY!)

CHECK OUT

THIS ENGLISH STYLE;

CHECKERED VEST,

COST A PILE.

AND CHECK

THAT BARREL CHEST,

WATCH IT SWELL

WHEN YOU GO

THE ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE.

(NO, NO, NOT

THE ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE!)

BACK A LITTLE WHILE

I WASN`T ONE OF THE BOYS

WITH THE RIBS

RUBBED OFF MY CORDUROYS.

NO MATTER WHAT MY STYLE,

NO MATTER WHAT MY WIT,

I COULDN`T GET A SMILE,

I NEVER MADE A HIT.

NOW I DON`T SAY SPIT

AND THEY ROLL

IN THE AISLE!

`CAUSE I GOT THE OPEN EYES

AND THE MOUTH THAT`S MUTE,

NOW I`M ONE OF THE GUYS,

NOW MY CHAMPAGNE`S BRUT.

`CAUSE I TOOK

THE CONVENIENT,

WELL TROD,

EXPEDIENT,

WELL HEELED

ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE!

(YES,

HE TOOK THE CONVENIENT,

WELL TROD,

EXPEDIENT,

WELL HEELED

ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE!)

ONCE UPON A TIME

THERE WAS THIS IDEALIST

WHO LONGED TO RIGHT

THE WRONGS.

AND SANG THOSE

`LET`S ALL GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER`

SONGS.

NOW YOU CANNOT SEE HIS INTEGRITY

FROM THE SMOKE

OF HIS ELEGANT SHEROOT.

DAD,

YOU KNOW WHAT IT`S LIKE.

ON THE OLD ESTABLISHMENT PIKE:

YOU CAN STRUGGLE,

YOU CAN STRIVE,

AND WITH LUCK

COME OUT ALIVE.

AND WITH PLUCK

YOU MAY SURVIVE.

BUT IT`S NIP AND TUCK

THAT YOU`LL ARRIVE

UNBENT!

YOU`RE UP THE DESERT

WITHOUT A TENT,

LIVING IN A CARTON

AND CAN`T PAY THE RENT.

ONE DAY YOUR HONEY

WON`T GIVE A HOOT

`LESS YOU TAKE

THE CONVENIENT,

WELL TROD,

EXPEDIENT,

SWELL HEELED

ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE.

(SO HE TOOK

THE ESTABLISHMENT ROUTE.)

SO GLAD I TOOK IT,

THE FABULESTABISHMENT ROUTE.

(TOO BAD HE TOOK IT,

THE DRABULESTABISHMENT ROUTE.)

BE SURE YOU BOOK IT,