CAN`T LIVE WITHOUT HIM.

HE`S SLEAZY AND SLY,

I DON`T KNOW WHY

I LIKE WHAT HE IS.

NO MATTER WHAT THE COST,

I`M HIS,

I`M HIS.

TO LOVE THIS GREASER

IS NOT SO EASY.

HE CAN`T FEEL OR THINK,

BUT IT`S MY KIND OF KINK.

HE IS WHAT HE IS.

NO MATTER WHAT THE COST,

I`M HIS,

I`M HIS.

I TOOK PHILOSOPHY

IN OXFORD AND TIBET.

I SOLVE THE CROSSWORD PUZZLE

ON ONE CIGARETTE.

YET I CAN`T FIGURE OUT

WHAT THIS AFFAIR`S ABOUT.

HE`S NEVER BEEN GIVEN

TO GIVING,

EVEN THAT WEEK

HE EARNED A LIVING.

OH, WHAT THE HECK!

WAITER,

I`LL SIGN HIS CHECK.

LOVE`S LABOR`S LOST

AND I`M TEMPEST TOSS`D.

NO MATTER WHAT THE COST,

I`M HIS.

NO MATTER WHAT THE COST,