LIVING SOMEWHERE,

WHERE IT IS I DO NOT KNOW,

BUT I LONG TO WRITE

AND TELL HER

THAT I LOVE HER SO.

I BELIEVE

I MIGHT DO MAYHEM,

AND I MIGHT

DESTROY MYSELF,

IF I EVER

FOUND HER MISSING

FROM MY GROCER`S SHELF.

SARA LEE,

SARA LEE.

YOUR BRIOCHE

JUST FRACTURES ME.

GIVE ME A TASTE

OF YOUR CHERRY DANISH,

MY MOTHER BAKES WELL

BUT YOU CAN`T COMPARE HER,

NOT WITH SARA LEE,

SARA LEE.

THERE`S NO `H`,

JUST SARA LEE,

BUT THAT`S OKAY BY ME.

`CAUSE I`M LIVING

IN PARADISE,

WHEN I`M NIBBLING

THE APPLE SPICE

FROM THE KITCHENS

OF THAT LOVELY SARA LEE.

AND IT THRILLS ME

RIGHT TO MY SOUL

WHEN I`M CHEWIN`

HER FINGER ROLL.

AND I`M SAYIN`,

`FOR GOODNESS SAKE,

THERE CAN NEVER BE

A BETTER BANANA CAKE!`

COUSIN MILTON

WORKS AT THE HILTON;

HE CATERS BANQUETS

AND AT EACH AFFAIR

HE`LL SWEAR

BY SARA LEE,

SARA LEE.

THERE`S NO `H`,

JUST SARA LEE,

BUT THAT`S OKAY BY ME.

I LOVE YOUR CHEESECAKE

WHITE AS PEARL,

NOT TO MENTION

THE CHOCOLATE SWIRL

FROM THE KITCHENS

OF THE ONE I LOVE:

WONDERFUL SARA,

BEAUTIFUL S-A-R-A-L-E-E,